About
I am a 30-ish-year old female with a somewhat average life, so far. I have no crazy or exciting ethnicity, I have no “I used to be a crack addict” story, I have no Burning Bed Syndrome. I am not an insane fashion or shoe diva, and I kind of subscribe to the philosophy that if it is not available at Target, I don’t need it. I have had some humorous things happen to me so far, and aim to share a few of my weird trials and tribulations with you, dear reader. Sometimes I have an original thought - but mostly just tales of bizarre, comical, and at times unfortunately hysterical events that have taken place in what I find more and more to be a relatively satisfactory life…now. It took awhile to get to the “satisfactory” part. And these stories are just a few in a million of the bumps and scrapes along the way.