I am a 30-ish-year old female with a somewhat average life, so far. I have no crazy or exciting ethnicity, I have no “I used to be a crack addict” story, I have no Burning Bed Syndrome. I am not an insane fashion or shoe diva, and I kind of subscribe to the philosophy that if it is not available at Target, I don’t need it. I like puppies and kitties and cigarettes and shootin’…and these are my stories.