http://chronicallyironic.com/work-is-a-four-letter-word/%ce%87i-was-a-teenage-liar/ Stories of an Ordinary Girl. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:48:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.6 http://chronicallyironic.com/work-is-a-four-letter-word/%ce%87i-was-a-teenage-liar/#comment-72 Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:57:57 +0000 http://chronicallyironic.com/work-is-a-four-letter-word/%ce%87i-was-a-teenage-liar/#comment-72 oh god, I'm trying not to piss myself right now. Do you want to know the first time I recall lying? OKAY! One day after school when I was about five I climbed up and got into the special treats cupboard to steal a Chips Ahoy! After devouring said delicious cookie, I decided I wanted another one, but knew my mom would notice. So I got down off the counter and went into my moms room where she was "resting" and aked her if I could have a cookie and she looked at my crumb-strewn face and asked me to open my mouth, and she said it looked like I already had one, and I said, "No. we mad chocolate chip pancakes for snack in kindergarten today, thats why there are chocolate chips in my teeth, I need a cookie now!" Yeah that's right, I've been binging since I was 5! -From now on I shal dedicate this story to our faithfully departed Kirk. oh god, I’m trying not to piss myself right now. Do you want to know the first time I recall lying? OKAY! One day after school when I was about five I climbed up and got into the special treats cupboard to steal a Chips Ahoy! After devouring said delicious cookie, I decided I wanted another one, but knew my mom would notice. So I got down off the counter and went into my moms room where she was “resting” and aked her if I could have a cookie and she looked at my crumb-strewn face and asked me to open my mouth, and she said it looked like I already had one, and I said, “No. we mad chocolate chip pancakes for snack in kindergarten today, thats why there are chocolate chips in my teeth, I need a cookie now!” Yeah that’s right, I’ve been binging since I was 5!
-From now on I shal dedicate this story to our faithfully departed Kirk.

]]> http://chronicallyironic.com/work-is-a-four-letter-word/%ce%87i-was-a-teenage-liar/#comment-66 Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:36:47 +0000 http://chronicallyironic.com/work-is-a-four-letter-word/%ce%87i-was-a-teenage-liar/#comment-66 poor Kirk, and poor you having to EVER work at 7-11.............. poor Kirk, and poor you having to EVER work at 7-11…………..

]]> http://chronicallyironic.com/work-is-a-four-letter-word/%ce%87i-was-a-teenage-liar/#comment-65 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:43:40 +0000 http://chronicallyironic.com/work-is-a-four-letter-word/%ce%87i-was-a-teenage-liar/#comment-65 This one's what my grandpa would call a 'gut-buster.' I too, weep for poor Kirk..... This one’s what my grandpa would call a ‘gut-buster.’ I too, weep for poor Kirk…..

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